CoC
Heres what i think goes good for starters but plenty more are needed:
The first rule of the Small Talk Militia is you dont ask questions.
The second rule of the Small Talk Militia is YOU DONT ask questions.
The third rule of the Small Talk Militia is no excuses.
The fourth rule of the Small Talk Militia is no lies.
The fifth rule of the Small Talk Militia is you have to trust the Small Talk Militia.
The sixth rule of the Small Talk Militia is you have to consider the possibility that God does not like you.
The seventh rule of the Small Talk Militia is you do not make stupid threads with no point.
The eighth rule of the Small Talk Militia is you have to type in a way so other people can easily read and understand what the **** you are trying to say..